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Cave painters are very successful artists. We're still admiring their work thousands of years later.
The difference between being on NextFuckingLevel and WhatCouldGoWrong is whether or not the person fails doing the stunt.
Governments won't get rid of their nukes for the same reason individuals won't get rid of their guns. They don't know what the other guy will do.
If you blow yourself up while learning to make a bomb, it's technically a success.
Somebody has probably imagined killing you
A man walking alone can be intimidating. A dog walking alone can be intimidating. A man walking a dog is comforting.
Everything you do on a computer feels like hacking when you are bad at remembering your passwords.
In ten years only the poor will drive gas powered cars. In thirty years only the rich will drive gas powered cars.
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The most hopeful and optimistic thing a person can do is move a cell phone 5 inches closer to the sky in hopes of catching a signal
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A gynecologist is a private investigator.
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If you curse in morse code, it can't be censored because it's already a bunch of beeps
Ironically, the more choices a person is given, the more stressful decision making becomes.
You officially become an adult when you realize that the smallest size at an ice cream shop is more than enough.
The spine helps with human cable management.
Schools will put hundreds of children in a cafeteria and get mad at them for being loud
The saying โ€œdo what you love and youโ€™ll never work a day in your lifeโ€ is true because itโ€™s likely that no one will pay you for it.
โ€œA Well Oiled Machineโ€ is much more a statement about the importance of maintenance than about marvelous design.
A microphone on Mars is great, but if, for a fee, Nasa made it possible for people to blast their favorite beat on the planet, via a loudspeaker , it could pay for the entire mission.
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It's really strange to realize that within a span of 20 years, the world went from relatively offline to constantly connected online.
If you donโ€™t think before you talk, youโ€™re just thinking out loud
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Telling someone they have been distracted is a great way to distract them