Making a mistake because of muscle memory is the body's version of a typo caused by autocorrect
The fact the measure of horsepower in cars has stayed the same implies we haven't made any improvements to the power of our horses in 50 years.
Our grandkids might view alcohol the way we view our grandparents with cigarettes. Culturally accepted poison pushed by corporate advertising.
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Pretending to be someone you’re not in order to make friends is an incredibly lonely feeling.
A sceptic seeks the truth regardless of their feelings. A conspiracy theorist follows their feelings regardless of the truth.
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Cave painters are very successful artists. We're still admiring their work thousands of years later.
The difference between being on NextFuckingLevel and WhatCouldGoWrong is whether or not the person fails doing the stunt.
Governments won't get rid of their nukes for the same reason individuals won't get rid of their guns. They don't know what the other guy will do.
If you blow yourself up while learning to make a bomb, it's technically a success.
A man walking alone can be intimidating. A dog walking alone can be intimidating. A man walking a dog is comforting.
Everything you do on a computer feels like hacking when you are bad at remembering your passwords.
In ten years only the poor will drive gas powered cars. In thirty years only the rich will drive gas powered cars.
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The most hopeful and optimistic thing a person can do is move a cell phone 5 inches closer to the sky in hopes of catching a signal
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If you curse in morse code, it can't be censored because it's already a bunch of beeps
Ironically, the more choices a person is given, the more stressful decision making becomes.
You officially become an adult when you realize that the smallest size at an ice cream shop is more than enough.
Schools will put hundreds of children in a cafeteria and get mad at them for being loud
The saying “do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life” is true because it’s likely that no one will pay you for it.