People think cellular towers disguised as trees all look fake, but they’ve only noticed the fake-looking ones.
"DING! DING! DING!" Has more effectively gotten people to wear seatbelts than actual laws.
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One day you'll buy a food item which has a longer expiration date than your own
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Because people sound better in their heads, imagine how good Samuel L Jackson must sound in his head.
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We live in an era in which the masses are knowingly manipulated and no one seems to care.
If the Eye of Sauron had been two eyes, he probably would have had the depth perception to know how far away his enemies were.
One of the most evironmentally friendly things you can do for the planet is not have children
A 50% chance of precipitation is the laziest prediction a weatherman can make
Pets are the new children; Plants are the new pets; Crystals are the new plants.
Making a mistake because of muscle memory is the body's version of a typo caused by autocorrect
The fact the measure of horsepower in cars has stayed the same implies we haven't made any improvements to the power of our horses in 50 years.
Our grandkids might view alcohol the way we view our grandparents with cigarettes. Culturally accepted poison pushed by corporate advertising.
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Pretending to be someone you’re not in order to make friends is an incredibly lonely feeling.
A sceptic seeks the truth regardless of their feelings. A conspiracy theorist follows their feelings regardless of the truth.
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Cave painters are very successful artists. We're still admiring their work thousands of years later.
The difference between being on NextFuckingLevel and WhatCouldGoWrong is whether or not the person fails doing the stunt.
Governments won't get rid of their nukes for the same reason individuals won't get rid of their guns. They don't know what the other guy will do.
If you blow yourself up while learning to make a bomb, it's technically a success.
A man walking alone can be intimidating. A dog walking alone can be intimidating. A man walking a dog is comforting.