We make fun of poor / white trash / redneck / hillbilly etc. by saying they are "inbred". But the richest most power people on the planet (royalty, nobility, etc.) have been inbreeding on purpose for centuries.
If you put an Alexa on top of a roomba, you would basically have a prototype of Rosie from the Jetsons.
No amount of intelligence can stop an overly emotional person from making unintelligent decisions.
People think cellular towers disguised as trees all look fake, but they’ve only noticed the fake-looking ones.
"DING! DING! DING!" Has more effectively gotten people to wear seatbelts than actual laws.
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One day you'll buy a food item which has a longer expiration date than your own
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Because people sound better in their heads, imagine how good Samuel L Jackson must sound in his head.
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We live in an era in which the masses are knowingly manipulated and no one seems to care.
If the Eye of Sauron had been two eyes, he probably would have had the depth perception to know how far away his enemies were.
One of the most evironmentally friendly things you can do for the planet is not have children
A 50% chance of precipitation is the laziest prediction a weatherman can make
Pets are the new children; Plants are the new pets; Crystals are the new plants.
Making a mistake because of muscle memory is the body's version of a typo caused by autocorrect
The fact the measure of horsepower in cars has stayed the same implies we haven't made any improvements to the power of our horses in 50 years.
Our grandkids might view alcohol the way we view our grandparents with cigarettes. Culturally accepted poison pushed by corporate advertising.
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Pretending to be someone you’re not in order to make friends is an incredibly lonely feeling.
A sceptic seeks the truth regardless of their feelings. A conspiracy theorist follows their feelings regardless of the truth.
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Cave painters are very successful artists. We're still admiring their work thousands of years later.