Video games, the internet, and smartphones were all invented by a generation that played outside as children
Although there are dozens of different planets in the Star Wars movies/series they all seem to have the same gravitational pull.
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The more empathy you have for someone abusive, the more it drains the empathy that you need to have for yourself
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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.
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Since dinosaurs are closest related to birds and chickens, their meat was probably tasty as fuck
It's pretty stupid that, in comics or movies aimed at kids, superheroes get their powers through unhealthy things like radioactive waste and not theough eating their vegetables
Valentine’s Day is an unnecessary toll imposed on relationships that does nothing to enrich the relationship when heeded, but everything to damage it when ignored.
Homophobic people are probably just afraid of gay people because monsters come out of closets and gay people also come out of closets
If there indeed are almost infinite alternate universes, many of them probably have little to no difference from our universe.
Plenty of couples probably have a worse Valentine’s Day than single people.
The popularity of superbowl advertisements proves that people don't necessarily hate ads, they hate long, uncreative, poorly targeted ones.
The fact that bodies decompose and rot after they die just shows how much our bodies do to keep us alive from contaminates.
Forwarded from stevie
Overthinking something is just your own mind gaslighting itself
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The world's greatest masseuse will never get the world's greatest massage
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Happiness is a drug, your brain is a drug dealer, and your life situation and your thoughts are the currency he accepts.
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Clark Kent is probably uncircumcised unless they somehow acquired kryptonite tools
The Earth is a battle royale game between all species, but humans discovered friendly fire is enabled so they're all trolling
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