When friends you introduce to each other get romantically involved and they complain to you, you become their customer support.
People with higher body mass are literally more attractive than people with lower body mass.
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As you age, your body either hurts because you take care of it or hurts because you don't.
Even if you work for McDonald's, your parents can still brag that you work for a Fortune 500 company
If you've ever seen the state of a mechanic's car, imagine the state of a therapist's mind.
If you're bad with text responses, and people still try to talk or hangout, congrats you have some people that really care about you
Humans give plant genitalia as a gift hoping to receive human genitalia in return.
If humans evolved from apes, it’s possible that in another few million years there are self-aware, language speaking species that evolved from cats, dogs, chickens, etc.
Video games, the internet, and smartphones were all invented by a generation that played outside as children
Although there are dozens of different planets in the Star Wars movies/series they all seem to have the same gravitational pull.
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The more empathy you have for someone abusive, the more it drains the empathy that you need to have for yourself
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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.
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Since dinosaurs are closest related to birds and chickens, their meat was probably tasty as fuck
It's pretty stupid that, in comics or movies aimed at kids, superheroes get their powers through unhealthy things like radioactive waste and not theough eating their vegetables
Valentine’s Day is an unnecessary toll imposed on relationships that does nothing to enrich the relationship when heeded, but everything to damage it when ignored.
Homophobic people are probably just afraid of gay people because monsters come out of closets and gay people also come out of closets
If there indeed are almost infinite alternate universes, many of them probably have little to no difference from our universe.