Avocados are fruits. Guacamole is avocado jam

"Who the fuck" apparently knows a lot but keeps it to himself.

Before we started using Zoom regularly, most people had no idea how bad their internet was.

While on a virtual meeting with someone new, you could be speaking with a centaur and not even know it.

It'd be nice if technology eventually gives us a reverse alarm, meaning a device which plays a sound at bedtime and causes us to instantly fall asleep.

If there are parallel universes then there could be perpendicular universes where their timeline will line up with exactly one moment where everything is the same

It's kind of crazy that George Orwell was able to predict that everyone would have cameras constantly recording and analyzing us in our homes, but he couldn't predict that we would buy and install ourselves.

Getting a boob in your mouth to make you stop crying shouldn't stop being a solution when you're not a baby anymore.

When you bite your cheeks on accident they sometimes swell and then you’re stuck in an infinite loop of biting your already bitten cheeks

When you die of old age, you’ve overdosed on life.

Someone really is the nicest person you'll ever meet.

There are probably easter eggs sprinkled throughout the Pixar universe for unknown movies which never actually made it to theaters

To an ant, a Ring Pop is far more valuable than a diamond ring.

A waterfall and a firefly are linguistic opposites but not physical opposites

No properly important postal mail has ever had “important, open immediately” written on it. Only junk Mail.

Having health insurance is slowly beginning to feel like a status symbol.

It's very insecure for game developers to not show actual gameplay in their ads.

When self-driving vehicles become mainstreamed; we will get a Country Music song about a man whose truck left him.

Good dads are hard to find. Bad dads are very hard to find.

Genies spend eternity inside of lamps, so if you found a lamp with a genie in it, it probably wouldn’t speak any modern language

Since vampires can’t see their reflection, the invention of digital camera and front view cell cameras would’ve resulted in a huge step forward in vampire beauty routines, ultimately helping them blend in much better.