"Do your own research" is usually said by people who didn't do theirs
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When people you know from different environments finally meet, it feels like a live action crossover
Math is the language of Science, and its basics are understood all over the World, which makes Math the most common language.
Some one could be a direct descendent of Jack the ripper or the zodiac killer, without knowing it
Lobsters in display tanks are on death row. Their crime... being tasty.
Eating the top half of a mermaid makes you a cannibal, eating the bottom half doesn't.
“Blonde jokes” are almost always about blondes. “Dad jokes” are almost never about dads.
Nursing homes gonna have classic halo night and smash bros tourney night in a few decades.
Before we started using Zoom regularly, most people had no idea how bad their internet was.
While on a virtual meeting with someone new, you could be speaking with a centaur and not even know it.
It'd be nice if technology eventually gives us a reverse alarm, meaning a device which plays a sound at bedtime and causes us to instantly fall asleep.
If there are parallel universes then there could be perpendicular universes where their timeline will line up with exactly one moment where everything is the same
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It's kind of crazy that George Orwell was able to predict that everyone would have cameras constantly recording and analyzing us in our homes, but he couldn't predict that we would buy and install ourselves.
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Getting a boob in your mouth to make you stop crying shouldn't stop being a solution when you're not a baby anymore.
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When you bite your cheeks on accident they sometimes swell and then you’re stuck in an infinite loop of biting your already bitten cheeks