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ingredients don't get enough credit in the preparation of food. a world class chef can make the same dish in two different countries using ingredients grown in those countries and the dishes would taste entirely different.
Eating two separate pieces of potato chips doesn't give the same satisfying crunch of a single folded potato chip.
Day drinking when youโ€™re poor is seen as trashy; when youโ€™re rich itโ€™s seen as classy
If we learn how to count in binary we can count to 1024 on our hand fingers, instead of only 10
"Do your own research" is usually said by people who didn't do theirs
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When people you know from different environments finally meet, it feels like a live action crossover
Math is the language of Science, and its basics are understood all over the World, which makes Math the most common language.
As we get older the future shifts from a promise to a threat.
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Some one could be a direct descendent of Jack the ripper or the zodiac killer, without knowing it
Lobsters in display tanks are on death row. Their crime... being tasty.
Eating the top half of a mermaid makes you a cannibal, eating the bottom half doesn't.
Any crayon can be "flesh" colour if your organs fail just right.
โ€œBlonde jokesโ€ are almost always about blondes. โ€œDad jokesโ€ are almost never about dads.
Nursing homes gonna have classic halo night and smash bros tourney night in a few decades.
Avocados are fruits. Guacamole is avocado jam
"Who the fuck" apparently knows a lot but keeps it to himself.
Before we started using Zoom regularly, most people had no idea how bad their internet was.
While on a virtual meeting with someone new, you could be speaking with a centaur and not even know it.
It'd be nice if technology eventually gives us a reverse alarm, meaning a device which plays a sound at bedtime and causes us to instantly fall asleep.
If there are parallel universes then there could be perpendicular universes where their timeline will line up with exactly one moment where everything is the same
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It's kind of crazy that George Orwell was able to predict that everyone would have cameras constantly recording and analyzing us in our homes, but he couldn't predict that we would buy and install ourselves.
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