Mark Zuckerberg looks like the guy in a zombie movie that gets bit, but doesn’t tell anyone.
Tape can easily peel paint off walls, yet the paint on the ceilings and walls in the Spiderman universe can support his full body weight without peeling. He would probably leave a very clear trail of peeled paint on the walls/ceilings he clings to in real life
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ingredients don't get enough credit in the preparation of food. a world class chef can make the same dish in two different countries using ingredients grown in those countries and the dishes would taste entirely different.
Eating two separate pieces of potato chips doesn't give the same satisfying crunch of a single folded potato chip.
Day drinking when you’re poor is seen as trashy; when you’re rich it’s seen as classy
If we learn how to count in binary we can count to 1024 on our hand fingers, instead of only 10
"Do your own research" is usually said by people who didn't do theirs
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When people you know from different environments finally meet, it feels like a live action crossover
Math is the language of Science, and its basics are understood all over the World, which makes Math the most common language.
Some one could be a direct descendent of Jack the ripper or the zodiac killer, without knowing it
Lobsters in display tanks are on death row. Their crime... being tasty.
Eating the top half of a mermaid makes you a cannibal, eating the bottom half doesn't.
“Blonde jokes” are almost always about blondes. “Dad jokes” are almost never about dads.
Nursing homes gonna have classic halo night and smash bros tourney night in a few decades.
Before we started using Zoom regularly, most people had no idea how bad their internet was.
While on a virtual meeting with someone new, you could be speaking with a centaur and not even know it.