Voldemort spent most of book 1 grading Defense Against the Dark Arts essays and at some point he had to give an Outstanding to Hermione
Captain isn't the highest rank, so there could be a Major Obvious who is even better at pointing out things everyone already knows.
There's nothing as tranquil as the brief moment of silence when going under an overpass in the rain.
Harry Potter books would’ve ended a lot sooner if Voldemort tried to kill baby Harry with a large pillow instead of magic
If you do a dance with enough confidence, people will love it no matter how stupid it is.
You’ll never understand how much your parents love you until you have kids of your own but then the cycle continues with your own children
Anxious people often don't respond to emails/texts not because they forget to reply, but because remembering to respond is *the* reason it takes so long.
There's always just as much sky below us as above, there just happens to be a planet blocking the view.
Alcoholism and drug abuse make more sense when you join the workforce.
The Human Torch wouldn't need deodorants. His extreme temperatures would kill off any germs and smells.
Recently learned that most people don’t actually know how to study, therefore, getting good grades in Academia is more about who knows how to study better, than who is actually smarter.
Most of us probably hold several hyper-obscure world records and just don’t know about it.
Chinas population is so high that if everyone in the country were to move to Africa, they could easily make native Africans a minority in their own continent
If two people were to somehow fall into synchronous blinking, they would appear to each other to never close their eyes.
We really give people who don’t deserve our love and attention a lot more ‘rent-free’ space in our mind than people who do.
Since the release of the movie "Interstellar" in 2014, only 1 hour has passed on "Miller's planet".
37 trillion cells are working on a project together completely unaware that their final product is you.
Most prolific jobs, tech jobs especially, are literally just tapping keys and your salary depends on if you know the proper sequence.
You realize you've grown when staying up late becomes a burden instead of an achievement