Admitting you don’t know something is smarter than pretending you do.

Not having any friends turned out to be a much bigger problem than having friends offer you drugs or alcohol

Eyeglass Cleaning Cloths don't get nearly enough credit for the kick-ass job they consistently perform.

nothing is stopping you from putting a bike lock on someone elses bike.

Repeatedly failing a CAPTCHA is dehumanizing.

Some people ask for your advice and ignore it, because they want an audience more than they want guidance.

Nostalgia is addictive because everything turns out ok.

Guys probably give better handjobs on average because they practice on themselves regularly

From Mario's perspective, the green mushrooms do absolutely nothing.

Jumping turned out to be much less of a common occurrence in life than video games would have you believe.

Things weren't "better" when you were a kid, you just didn't notice the trash around you

If doing taxes was an actual subject in school, a lot of people would most certainly still think it's boring and not go to.

The Truman show probably could’ve ended much earlier if Truman just said the n-word

Being nervous around a person you’re hoping to get into a relationship with is considered normal, but being nervous around your significant other is considered worrisome.

Wikipedia's writing has a surprisingly consistent tone considering how many people contribute to it.

In the tortoise/hare fable, kids are taught that, like the tortoise, they can be slow and steady and win the race. In reality, though, kids more often grow up like the hare. They are thought to be quick enough to win, but end up losing because their expectations leave no room for imperfection.

Dora the Explorer is visually impaired and Boots is her service animal because she never sees what she’s looking for unless Boots (and viewers) helps her out

Voldemort spent most of book 1 grading Defense Against the Dark Arts essays and at some point he had to give an Outstanding to Hermione

Captain isn't the highest rank, so there could be a Major Obvious who is even better at pointing out things everyone already knows.

There's nothing as tranquil as the brief moment of silence when going under an overpass in the rain.

Harry Potter books would’ve ended a lot sooner if Voldemort tried to kill baby Harry with a large pillow instead of magic