If humans see a Neanderthal minding its own business , they will get scared. Obviously that's why Mickey Mouse is scared of a mouse.

Non-native English speakers are more succesful at using "your" and "you're" correctly in a written sentences than the native English speakers

Your mouth and your anus are not separate holes. They are opposite ends of one hole that goes through your body.

when computers eventually become sentient they're going to need therapy for all the things we googled on them.

Maybe trees are farming us. Providing us oxygen until we die and become compost for them.

Eating bread on a space station requires human knowledge from a span of more than ten thousand years, from agriculture to space exploration.

We could eradicate poverty and famine but we have chosen not to

The lids on Tylenol bottles drastically underestimate how good kids are at opening things, and horribly overestimate how good a hungover adult is at opening things.

Jello is too damn cheery for actually being flavored bone sludge.

Pinocchio is logically unlimited wood supply

"Take a picture, it will last longer" was probably a much more snarky comment back when everyone didn't have a camera in their pockets.

Any sufficiently advanced trolling is indistiguishable from real posts

The scary thing about dating is you are going to break up or get married

If people said half the stuff that hentai characters said during sex. A lot less people would have sex.

Gatorade really just put salt in Kool-aid and told us it was healthy

If Tom Brady wins the Super Bowl 2 more times, he can create his own Nazgul.

Life is a constant cycle between telling your friends you aren't studying enough and convincing your parents that you are.

"It needs to soak" Is probably the biggest excuse for not doing the dishes

Antimaskers must all support overturning all public smoking prohibitions because the entire anti-smoking position is based on public health concerns related to the (not 100% proven) risks of one's behavior on others (second hand smoke).

Signing contracts with blood actually makes sense. A written signature can be forged or ambiguous, but the DNA test will always show whose signature it is.

Moving a lot as a child helps you identify how old you were when things happened in your life as you can associate age ranges to specific houses.