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Darth Vader got his iconic look after losing a game of 'The Floor is Lava'.
Oatly Oat Milk just paid millions of dollars to let us know their CEO can’t sing.
Actors are taught not to blink while on camera, to make their performance more intense; yet, animated characters are made to blink to make them feel alive.
People always talk about how perfectly Mark Hamill voiced the Joker, but never talk about how perfectly Clancy Brown voiced Lex Luthor
Inventing or discovering fire, metals, the wheel, figuring out which mushrooms to eat was likely repeated in different regions of the world countless times, since there was no recording or communication of learnings
If domestic housewives exist, that implies there are feral housewives
People in the Kool Aid universe probably need to buy Kool Aid Man insurance in case he destroys their house
You’re bedroom is mainly a whole room dedicated for you to be unconscious in
Nothing devalues an expensive product more than a "As seen on TV" sticker
Kids born on Mars will ask "why is the sky red" to their parents.
Mechanics might disagree but eye drops are technically blinker fluid
Everyone in your life has a final moment with you
Lost Bitcoin wallets with easy to guess passwords will be the treasure chests of the future
Soon we will have a company that will combine all the streaming services in a bundle and we will have reinvented the idea of "Cable TV"
Calling a guy a wizard is a compliment, but calling a woman a witch is an insult
Police kill more people annually than Marijuana.
Saying someone treats dogs like children is intended as an insult, saying someone treats children like dogs is a serious accusation. But both can be managed perfectly with food, toys, and teaching them to behave with positive reinforcement.
All three states of matter can come out of your butt.
When you get zapped by electricity, you get shocked both physically and mentally.
People driving big or expensive cars get criticized for overcompensating, but those driving clunkers almost never get complimented for "undercompensating."
When growing up, Einstein probably used to hear "Ok, Einstein" quite often.