Gov's refuse to better society by makeing homes more affordable and reducing homelessness, but will design a bench in a way that prevents people from comfortably using them and sometimes make them unusable.
The Guinness book of world records in the DC and Marvel universe must be so cool to look at.
It takes a lot of courage to list a piece of exercise equipment for sale and include “barely used” in the description
The most frightening kind of life is one where a person is completely aware of all the problems in their life but doesn't have the willpower to do anything about it.
Anti-maskers are the same people who would've kept their lights on during the nightly London Blitz
If "fart" hadn't already been a word, we would probably be using it instead of "fan art".
A person with very low body fat looks very healthy, but they are the least prepared to survive a food shortage.
Darth Vader got his iconic look after losing a game of 'The Floor is Lava'.
Oatly Oat Milk just paid millions of dollars to let us know their CEO can’t sing.
Actors are taught not to blink while on camera, to make their performance more intense; yet, animated characters are made to blink to make them feel alive.
People always talk about how perfectly Mark Hamill voiced the Joker, but never talk about how perfectly Clancy Brown voiced Lex Luthor
Inventing or discovering fire, metals, the wheel, figuring out which mushrooms to eat was likely repeated in different regions of the world countless times, since there was no recording or communication of learnings
People in the Kool Aid universe probably need to buy Kool Aid Man insurance in case he destroys their house
You’re bedroom is mainly a whole room dedicated for you to be unconscious in
Nothing devalues an expensive product more than a "As seen on TV" sticker