Most adults know to avoid job offers that require $$$ to start but we let our kids agree to massive loans to train for a job no ones even offered.
Our kids will think it's funny that we are older than smart phones like we thought it was funny how our parents are older than personal computers.
The fact that humans figured out surfing before skateboarding is ridiculous. We could ride the ocean before we could ride land.
The baby on the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind is older than Kurt Cobain was when he died
People are always trying to breed spicier peppers, but never colder mint leaves
“Don’t be a ball sack, grow a pussy.” is anatomically more accurate in terms of strength and sensitivity.
Gov's refuse to better society by makeing homes more affordable and reducing homelessness, but will design a bench in a way that prevents people from comfortably using them and sometimes make them unusable.
The Guinness book of world records in the DC and Marvel universe must be so cool to look at.
It takes a lot of courage to list a piece of exercise equipment for sale and include “barely used” in the description
The most frightening kind of life is one where a person is completely aware of all the problems in their life but doesn't have the willpower to do anything about it.
Anti-maskers are the same people who would've kept their lights on during the nightly London Blitz
If "fart" hadn't already been a word, we would probably be using it instead of "fan art".
A person with very low body fat looks very healthy, but they are the least prepared to survive a food shortage.
Darth Vader got his iconic look after losing a game of 'The Floor is Lava'.
Oatly Oat Milk just paid millions of dollars to let us know their CEO can’t sing.
Actors are taught not to blink while on camera, to make their performance more intense; yet, animated characters are made to blink to make them feel alive.
People always talk about how perfectly Mark Hamill voiced the Joker, but never talk about how perfectly Clancy Brown voiced Lex Luthor
Inventing or discovering fire, metals, the wheel, figuring out which mushrooms to eat was likely repeated in different regions of the world countless times, since there was no recording or communication of learnings