The real sixth sense is knowing your kids are up to devious things as soon as you detect silence.

There have probably been a significant number of times in each of our lives where we were very close to a fatal or near fatal event but were spared by seconds and we don’t even realize it.

As a kid, encountering quicksand was a realistic and serious danger.

Some pet dogs probably think humans and cats can speak the same language. If cats meow more for humans, and we meow back for fun, dogs might think we can communicate with cats like humans

"We're trying for a baby" is one of the most polite and respectable ways of saying "We're having LOTS of sex"

If women were the ones who had to orgasm from sex in order to get pregnant, there would a quarter of the population on earth or less.

Guaranteed the character in a movie is very important when they step out of a car and only show their feet first

Most adults know to avoid job offers that require $$$ to start but we let our kids agree to massive loans to train for a job no ones even offered.

Our kids will think it's funny that we are older than smart phones like we thought it was funny how our parents are older than personal computers.

The fact that humans figured out surfing before skateboarding is ridiculous. We could ride the ocean before we could ride land.

The baby on the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind is older than Kurt Cobain was when he died

People are always trying to breed spicier peppers, but never colder mint leaves

“Don’t be a ball sack, grow a pussy.” is anatomically more accurate in terms of strength and sensitivity.

Gov's refuse to better society by makeing homes more affordable and reducing homelessness, but will design a bench in a way that prevents people from comfortably using them and sometimes make them unusable.

The Guinness book of world records in the DC and Marvel universe must be so cool to look at.

It takes a lot of courage to list a piece of exercise equipment for sale and include “barely used” in the description

The most frightening kind of life is one where a person is completely aware of all the problems in their life but doesn't have the willpower to do anything about it.

Anti-maskers are the same people who would've kept their lights on during the nightly London Blitz

Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me" is a gaslighter's anthem.

If "fart" hadn't already been a word, we would probably be using it instead of "fan art".

A person with very low body fat looks very healthy, but they are the least prepared to survive a food shortage.