Long hair is considered feminine, yet long hair on an already masculine man just makes him look more wild & masculine.
Since we can physically get stronger through lifting weights, and speak to people through learning languages yet there are people who do neither, most of us probably wouldn't study magic if it were real.
Pressuring women to get married before 30, and then pressuring them not to get divorced due to bad life choices is internally inconsistent
The family you have at the beginning of your life and the family you have at the end of your life are almost two completely different sets of people.
The quality of a team can be determined by whether their fanbase is excited or disappointed by a tie game
Mario is an Italian plumber in a fantasy world so he might be dreaming after inhaling toxic chemicals while plumbing.
People probably got accused for witchcraft because they accidentaly shocked someone from static electricity
You don't always realize how bad someone treated until you talk about it.
The real sixth sense is knowing your kids are up to devious things as soon as you detect silence.
There have probably been a significant number of times in each of our lives where we were very close to a fatal or near fatal event but were spared by seconds and we don’t even realize it.
Some pet dogs probably think humans and cats can speak the same language. If cats meow more for humans, and we meow back for fun, dogs might think we can communicate with cats like humans
"We're trying for a baby" is one of the most polite and respectable ways of saying "We're having LOTS of sex"
If women were the ones who had to orgasm from sex in order to get pregnant, there would a quarter of the population on earth or less.
Guaranteed the character in a movie is very important when they step out of a car and only show their feet first
Most adults know to avoid job offers that require $$$ to start but we let our kids agree to massive loans to train for a job no ones even offered.
Our kids will think it's funny that we are older than smart phones like we thought it was funny how our parents are older than personal computers.
The fact that humans figured out surfing before skateboarding is ridiculous. We could ride the ocean before we could ride land.
The baby on the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind is older than Kurt Cobain was when he died
People are always trying to breed spicier peppers, but never colder mint leaves