The lower a limbo player sets the bar, the higher they’re raising the bar
Considering how often we think about sex, our brain is a total asshole for not dreaming about it more often.
If it’s cold enough outside, the fridge in your garage is actually keeping stuff warm
Your favorite song always seems to sound worse when you are sharing it with someone
There's nothing like mopping to find out how shitty of a job sweeping you did.
They cast Keanu Reeves for Cyberpunk 2077 because he won't age no matter how long it takes to develop.
The reason grandmas think you keep getting taller is because they keep getting smaller.
It turns out that living through a global event that will be remembered in the history books isn't anywhere near as exciting as reading about it in history books makes it seem.
The word "FUCK" has become so common that it doesn't feel like a curse word anymore.
If we lived in 3rd person a lot of people would take better care of their bodies
“A pair of scissors” and “two scissors” represent two different quantities of scissors.
When phones became able to play and store porn, they gained both bigger screens and... passwords.
Most of us don’t tolerate people who abuse us and lie to us, but we tolerate leaders that do the same