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"It's what it's" Is a perfectly valid and grammatically correct sentence
The Power Rangers' highschool didn't do emergency head counts, otherwise they'd realize the same five kids were always missing in a disaster.
The only thing appropriate to deep throat in public is a sword
If radio waves move with the speed of light and the flash also move with the speed of light then how did Batman talk to him while he was running
Quicksand is actually slow sand.
By cleaning the lint trap you are very slowly throwing away your entire wardrobe bit by bit...
The reason supervillains explain their plans in front of the protagonist is because they are so passionate about their work and want others to acknowledge and appreciate it that they can’t help but share. They want, albeit from an enemy, to feel validated.
Everything can be a kite if the wind is strong enough
Credit is paying with your future and debit is paying with your past.
If we ever colonize Mars on large scale, there will be no way of playing online games between Mars and Earth, due to lighspeed limitation for sending data back and forth.
Skyscrapers weigh a lot more during work hours.
We all just decided that birds deserve infinite free food, but squirrels are lazy freeloaders who need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.
Mostly no one except you remembers the cringy situations you torture yourself with at night.
Wearing the same clothes every day is the first step to becoming a cartoon character
Usain Bolt would get a speeding ticket if he ran his World Record 200m sprint in a school zone.
Considering he's famous for beating the shit out of people, Jackie Chan seems like an awfully nice guy.
A first hug feels better than a first kiss
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Having to knock loudly on a door more than once is one of the most underratedly uncomfortable things out there
It must have been weird being the first historian ever. "What are you doing?" "Just writing down stuff that's happening." "Why?" "It might be interesting to read about in the future."
The additional problem to having problems that nobody else has is that there's no way to complain about your house being infested with butterflies without sounding ridiculous.
Our shadows are two dimensional but we have no way of telling if our third dimensional body is a shadow of a fourth dimensional being