The fact that we don’t allow kids to have coffee but it’s so celebrated in adults suggests we probably have something wrong about our sleep/life/work balance.
Google could be the worlds best matchmaking site if they used the algorithm to pair up people.
"It's what it's" Is a perfectly valid and grammatically correct sentence
The Power Rangers' highschool didn't do emergency head counts, otherwise they'd realize the same five kids were always missing in a disaster.
If radio waves move with the speed of light and the flash also move with the speed of light then how did Batman talk to him while he was running
By cleaning the lint trap you are very slowly throwing away your entire wardrobe bit by bit...
The reason supervillains explain their plans in front of the protagonist is because they are so passionate about their work and want others to acknowledge and appreciate it that they can’t help but share. They want, albeit from an enemy, to feel validated.
If we ever colonize Mars on large scale, there will be no way of playing online games between Mars and Earth, due to lighspeed limitation for sending data back and forth.
We all just decided that birds deserve infinite free food, but squirrels are lazy freeloaders who need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.
Mostly no one except you remembers the cringy situations you torture yourself with at night.
Wearing the same clothes every day is the first step to becoming a cartoon character
Usain Bolt would get a speeding ticket if he ran his World Record 200m sprint in a school zone.
Considering he's famous for beating the shit out of people, Jackie Chan seems like an awfully nice guy.
Having to knock loudly on a door more than once is one of the most underratedly uncomfortable things out there
It must have been weird being the first historian ever. "What are you doing?" "Just writing down stuff that's happening." "Why?" "It might be interesting to read about in the future."