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A generator generates, a rotator rotates, and a alternator alternates but a scissor cuts not scissates.
If humans didnโ€™t have a sense of smell, people would care less about hygiene.
It feels better trying to warm yourself with a blanket in a cold room than being in a warm room.
Humans must have been amazed when they finally saw the first photos of earth taken from a satellite and realised how accurately their maps had been made
No matter how old you are, Tom and Jerry will always bring back childhood memories.
If youโ€™re relying on grammar mistakes to discredit your opponentโ€™s argument then you donโ€™t really have an argument yourself.
Kids in highschool search for their soulmate like they wonโ€™t be a completely different person in 15 years
Liking chocolate has become more basic than liking vanilla.
If you are 30 years old, you have celebrated one month of birthday.
The fact that we donโ€™t allow kids to have coffee but itโ€™s so celebrated in adults suggests we probably have something wrong about our sleep/life/work balance.
Google could be the worlds best matchmaking site if they used the algorithm to pair up people.
"It's what it's" Is a perfectly valid and grammatically correct sentence
The Power Rangers' highschool didn't do emergency head counts, otherwise they'd realize the same five kids were always missing in a disaster.
The only thing appropriate to deep throat in public is a sword
If radio waves move with the speed of light and the flash also move with the speed of light then how did Batman talk to him while he was running
Quicksand is actually slow sand.
By cleaning the lint trap you are very slowly throwing away your entire wardrobe bit by bit...
The reason supervillains explain their plans in front of the protagonist is because they are so passionate about their work and want others to acknowledge and appreciate it that they canโ€™t help but share. They want, albeit from an enemy, to feel validated.
Everything can be a kite if the wind is strong enough
Credit is paying with your future and debit is paying with your past.
If we ever colonize Mars on large scale, there will be no way of playing online games between Mars and Earth, due to lighspeed limitation for sending data back and forth.