Those scammy accounts that add you as friends are more likely to succeed if they did not use a hot chick display pic.
The ancient Greek myth of Prometheus, the creator of Man and founder of science, involved his liver being eaten by an eagle and then re-growing itself back by the next day. Thousands of years later, medical science learned that the liver is the only human organ that can actually re-grow itself.
Teenagers smoke cigarettes to "act" like adults, but adults smoke because they started as teenagers.
People will eat a whole pan of bread sticks but won't eat the crust off a pizza.
The volume level of one's opinion is often inversely proportional to their knowledge on the matter
As you get older you start to realise that far fewer people have seen the movies you thought everyone has seen.
Romance movies are relationahip pornography and give people unrealistic views about love.
Our lives are amazingly luxurious compared to the lives of our ancestors, but it's even more amazing that we end up more miserable than ever
One of the reasons sad songs are so attractive when we are feeling down is because happy songs feel like blatant mockery.
You know we’ve fucked up as a species when a bad year for humans is a good year for the planet.
People don’t come in all shapes and sizes. We’re all mostly the same shape and a couple different sizes. Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs came in all shapes and sizes.
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For as long as that song was, you'd think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.
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Everyone says they hate drama, but the proof that humans actually love drama is that we create drama in movies, television, books, games, etc. We love drama so much that we'll even tune in to watch fake dramas that others made up in their own heads.
Statistically there’s someone out there who has never mis-inserted a usb cable and they just don’t understand what all the fuss is about
Your bed is a wireless charger that takes about 7-10 hours to fully charge a specific type of human