We live in a society where a scientist make very less money than a rapper who can rhyme Gucci with pussy .

Those scammy accounts that add you as friends are more likely to succeed if they did not use a hot chick display pic.

The ancient Greek myth of Prometheus, the creator of Man and founder of science, involved his liver being eaten by an eagle and then re-growing itself back by the next day. Thousands of years later, medical science learned that the liver is the only human organ that can actually re-grow itself.

Teenagers smoke cigarettes to "act" like adults, but adults smoke because they started as teenagers.

People will eat a whole pan of bread sticks but won't eat the crust off a pizza.

Stretches are yawns for your body.

The volume level of one's opinion is often inversely proportional to their knowledge on the matter

Every cell in your body knows how to replicate DNA, but you don’t.

As you get older you start to realise that far fewer people have seen the movies you thought everyone has seen.

Clapping is giving yourself a hi five for someone else's hard work

Barking dogs complain about barking dogs by barking.

Romance movies are relationahip pornography and give people unrealistic views about love.

Our lives are amazingly luxurious compared to the lives of our ancestors, but it's even more amazing that we end up more miserable than ever

There are people using Google to study for Google job interviews.

One of the reasons sad songs are so attractive when we are feeling down is because happy songs feel like blatant mockery.

You know we’ve fucked up as a species when a bad year for humans is a good year for the planet.

Calendars are one of the few non food items that can expire

People don’t come in all shapes and sizes. We’re all mostly the same shape and a couple different sizes. Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs came in all shapes and sizes.

For as long as that song was, you'd think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Everyone says they hate drama, but the proof that humans actually love drama is that we create drama in movies, television, books, games, etc. We love drama so much that we'll even tune in to watch fake dramas that others made up in their own heads.

Statistically there’s someone out there who has never mis-inserted a usb cable and they just don’t understand what all the fuss is about