Most young people are treated as if they were children, while they are expected to behave as adults
You can probably drag a dead body through a middle of your neighborhood tonight, and no one would think twice about it.
To ants your house is a legendary land where giants live and the delicious food is abundant but it also holds a curse and many ants will die.
As an adult, the real trick or treating is done on November 1st where all the candy is deeply discounted.
Almost all our money goes into buying dopamine in some way or another.
Calling someone sweet is totally normal, but calling someone savory is weird.
the public health impact of people going to halloween parties is much scarier than halloween itself
Seeing a stranger’s mouth nowadays feels like you’re looking at their butthole.
When someone leaves a comment that they don't care, they still care more than someone who didn't comment at all.
The reason vampires cannot see their reflection in mirrors is because historically mirrors are made of silver which cannot reflect evil things, modern mirrors, however are usually not coated in silver due to the manufacturing cost meaning unless the mirror is old a vampire would show up in it.
Being conspicuously well behaved and cheerful while a sibling is being scolded is the most passive aggressive way kids piss each other off.
You have proberly seen more of the moons surface than you have earth's
The most attractive people aren’t those we see on the internet, but instead are those who we only see for a glance as they pass us by on the street.
It’s so satisfying when you make an obscure film/tv reference and someone else gets it.
Companies instantly take our money once we buy something, but we have to wait 5-7 business to get our money back
Humans created the social norm that men have shorter hair than women. It's not part of our DNA
Whenever we give animals the "thumbs up" they probably think we're showing off what makes us able to be so much more advanced than they'll ever be.