When you have Alzheimer's it's like being famous, because everybody knows you but you know nobody
Face coverings are the great equalizer, as ugly people get a boost and hot people get a handicap.
You've probably listened to your favorite song more times than the person who wrote it has.
Once face coverings are no long mandatory people are going to feel like they are forgetting something a lot more often.
Cannabis is kind of like Batman, always helping and saving people but constantly hunted by the police.
Having subtitles that aren't in sync is worse than not having any in the first place
No matter how ugly do you think you are, at least one stranger will look at you and imagine his life with you as a lover.
Most young people are treated as if they were children, while they are expected to behave as adults
You can probably drag a dead body through a middle of your neighborhood tonight, and no one would think twice about it.
To ants your house is a legendary land where giants live and the delicious food is abundant but it also holds a curse and many ants will die.
As an adult, the real trick or treating is done on November 1st where all the candy is deeply discounted.
Almost all our money goes into buying dopamine in some way or another.
Calling someone sweet is totally normal, but calling someone savory is weird.
the public health impact of people going to halloween parties is much scarier than halloween itself
Seeing a stranger’s mouth nowadays feels like you’re looking at their butthole.
When someone leaves a comment that they don't care, they still care more than someone who didn't comment at all.
The reason vampires cannot see their reflection in mirrors is because historically mirrors are made of silver which cannot reflect evil things, modern mirrors, however are usually not coated in silver due to the manufacturing cost meaning unless the mirror is old a vampire would show up in it.
Being conspicuously well behaved and cheerful while a sibling is being scolded is the most passive aggressive way kids piss each other off.