Leaving dog poo on grass is more environmentally friendly than putting it in plastic bag and throwing it in the bin.
You can tell a lot about a person based on how they park, how they treat wait staff, and where they leave their shopping carts.
As soon as you press skip on a shuffled playlist your music standards become 100% stricter on what is enjoyable listen to.
Ants could have figured out inter-dimensional travel and we would have no way of knowing
The possibility of every atom in a living organism coming together to form a different organism after it dies are low but not zero, meaning reincarnation is possible.
You realize that you lost a single sock long before you realize that you lost 2 socks
If you take someone else’s virginity when losing your own, your net loss of virginity is 0.
When you have Alzheimer's it's like being famous, because everybody knows you but you know nobody
Face coverings are the great equalizer, as ugly people get a boost and hot people get a handicap.
You've probably listened to your favorite song more times than the person who wrote it has.
Once face coverings are no long mandatory people are going to feel like they are forgetting something a lot more often.
Cannabis is kind of like Batman, always helping and saving people but constantly hunted by the police.
Having subtitles that aren't in sync is worse than not having any in the first place
No matter how ugly do you think you are, at least one stranger will look at you and imagine his life with you as a lover.
Most young people are treated as if they were children, while they are expected to behave as adults
You can probably drag a dead body through a middle of your neighborhood tonight, and no one would think twice about it.
To ants your house is a legendary land where giants live and the delicious food is abundant but it also holds a curse and many ants will die.
As an adult, the real trick or treating is done on November 1st where all the candy is deeply discounted.