Earth is slowly getting drained into space because we're sending out rockets and satellites made of earth's materials

Children are the most likely to collect keychains and the least likely to own keys.

Sleeping in the comfiest bed can't even compare to cuddling and sleeping next to someone you love

The next generation of people won't recognise Venom as a Spider-Man villain.

You either die a rock star, or you live long enough to see your music get used to sell hemorrhoid cream.

Popcorn ceilings are probably just as unique as snowflakes

At least 2 of your ancestors survived the black death, guaranteed.

Dora isn't an explorer because she only goes through mapped territorys.

Shaggy named Scooby after the snacks and not the other way around.

Wood is a much rarer substance in the Universe than diamonds

People are getting way better at holding back coughs.

Procrastination is easier done than said

Leaving dog poo on grass is more environmentally friendly than putting it in plastic bag and throwing it in the bin.

calling yourself ugly is disrespectful to your parents

You can tell a lot about a person based on how they park, how they treat wait staff, and where they leave their shopping carts.

As soon as you press skip on a shuffled playlist your music standards become 100% stricter on what is enjoyable listen to.

Ants could have figured out inter-dimensional travel and we would have no way of knowing

The possibility of every atom in a living organism coming together to form a different organism after it dies are low but not zero, meaning reincarnation is possible.

You realize that you lost a single sock long before you realize that you lost 2 socks

If you take someone else’s virginity when losing your own, your net loss of virginity is 0.

When you have Alzheimer's it's like being famous, because everybody knows you but you know nobody