Google needs a mascot that shakes his head in disappointment when you google something stupid.
The kindest people on Earth are fast food workers who slip in extra nuggets
Thanks to a certain game, we're going to forget how to spell the word "suspicious" soon.
Since newer televisions do not give off that fuzzy static feeling when touching the screen like older ones, it will soon become a forgotten feeling.
Every cell in your body is replaced at least once every 7 years, so you live in 11 different bodies throughout the average lifespan.
We are the first generation in human history to see actual video footage of what life was like 100 years ago.
Bread is a yeast block, marmite is yeast paste, and beer is yeast juice.
It’s weird to think that in less than 100 years we went from having to buy blocks of ice to keep things cold to tiny pocket computers that communicate using metal we put into space
In an alternate dimension somewhere, everyone moon walks but michael jackson invented walking forward.
Every masturbation session is an orgy if you have Dissociative Identity Disorder
Dogs having a 85% shorter life span than humans is direct evidence that life is not always fair.
When you catch people having sex in a weird place its trashy. When they tell you its considered funny.
Earth is slowly getting drained into space because we're sending out rockets and satellites made of earth's materials
Children are the most likely to collect keychains and the least likely to own keys.
Sleeping in the comfiest bed can't even compare to cuddling and sleeping next to someone you love
The next generation of people won't recognise Venom as a Spider-Man villain.
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You either die a rock star, or you live long enough to see your music get used to sell hemorrhoid cream.
Dora isn't an explorer because she only goes through mapped territorys.