The easiest way to tell if you're obese is if a child draws your stick figure with a line torso or a circle torso
The Death Star took a lot of materials to build... more planets were probably destroyed by being stripped of natural resources than hit with a giant laser.
People who want to save the planet can't and people who can don't want to.
October is the only month of the year you can leave a dead body in your front yard without being questioned.
The yellow m&m is portrayed as the dumb one in commercials because he has a literal peanut for a brain.
Nothing sucks more than being sleepy the entire day and unable to fall asleep.
5 extinction events happened that killed from 60% to 90% of all living beings, we probably lost millions of incredible flavours, fruits, food, and drugs that we will never ever experience
“People’s Sexiest Man Alive” implies that the category had to be narrowed down, to exclude even sexier dead men.
The monster in your nightmare might think you're ragequitting, if you wake up right before he gets you.
It’s strange that we think of bananas as yellow not white but watermelons as red and not green.
There is a small but growing generation of grandparents younger than the nintendo entertainment system.
Few things bring as much fulfillment to life than when you pick the raindrop on a car window that wins the race down.
That joke tape that says "Caution: Biohazard" usually sold at Halloween sure isn't as funny as it once was.
Strips of cinnamon come from tree bark. If you turn that into powdered cinnamon you essentially have flavoured sawdust
Kids that tell other kids Santa isn’t real are the first real life spoilers you experience growing up
Google needs a mascot that shakes his head in disappointment when you google something stupid.
The kindest people on Earth are fast food workers who slip in extra nuggets
Thanks to a certain game, we're going to forget how to spell the word "suspicious" soon.
Since newer televisions do not give off that fuzzy static feeling when touching the screen like older ones, it will soon become a forgotten feeling.