Although nails and screws serve basically the same function, 'nailing' a task suggests a very different outcome to 'screwing' it.

Unwritten rules are followed more often that written rules.

Wasps , Bees and Hornets are the biggest hypocrites in Nature. They will go on the attack if you go anywhere near their nests , yet they just fly into our homes like they own the place.

People on their phone appear lazy while people using a laptop appear productive even though you can do the same things on your phone and its actually faster and more productive to use phone for many tasks.

Your car keys traver further than your car does

Heads Up, 7Up was the game that the popular kids played while the rest of us kept our heads on the desk.

The easiest way to tell if you're obese is if a child draws your stick figure with a line torso or a circle torso

The Death Star took a lot of materials to build... more planets were probably destroyed by being stripped of natural resources than hit with a giant laser.

People who want to save the planet can't and people who can don't want to.

October is the only month of the year you can leave a dead body in your front yard without being questioned.

The yellow m&m is portrayed as the dumb one in commercials because he has a literal peanut for a brain.

Nothing sucks more than being sleepy the entire day and unable to fall asleep.

5 extinction events happened that killed from 60% to 90% of all living beings, we probably lost millions of incredible flavours, fruits, food, and drugs that we will never ever experience

“People’s Sexiest Man Alive” implies that the category had to be narrowed down, to exclude even sexier dead men.

The fact that kids look forward to adulthood shows how dumb they are.

The monster in your nightmare might think you're ragequitting, if you wake up right before he gets you.

You can't live stream Google's dino game

It’s strange that we think of bananas as yellow not white but watermelons as red and not green.

There is a small but growing generation of grandparents younger than the nintendo entertainment system.

Few things bring as much fulfillment to life than when you pick the raindrop on a car window that wins the race down.

That joke tape that says "Caution: Biohazard" usually sold at Halloween sure isn't as funny as it once was.