Humans are the only species smart enough to be afraid of things that don't actually exist

You don’t realise you fell asleep until you awake

Reading a book for hours is seen as more productive than being on your phone for hours even though you can do loads more on a phone than a book

Driving would probably be a completely different experience if we also had a "my bad" signal instead of just an angry horn and high beams.

The only scary thing at 3 am is the fact that you only have a few more hours left till sunrise

We're actually more afraid of living a shitty life than dying

“Straight as a nail” is a horrible analogy for heterosexuality, because nails can bend if they get hammered at an angle.

All of your friends and relatives have a different idea on who you are, their versions of "you" is different from the version of yourself that you know, so technically, nobody really knows the real you except yourself

Among Us has really shown us that people are shit at convicting the guilty

Although nails and screws serve basically the same function, 'nailing' a task suggests a very different outcome to 'screwing' it.

Unwritten rules are followed more often that written rules.

Wasps , Bees and Hornets are the biggest hypocrites in Nature. They will go on the attack if you go anywhere near their nests , yet they just fly into our homes like they own the place.

People on their phone appear lazy while people using a laptop appear productive even though you can do the same things on your phone and its actually faster and more productive to use phone for many tasks.

Your car keys traver further than your car does

Heads Up, 7Up was the game that the popular kids played while the rest of us kept our heads on the desk.

The easiest way to tell if you're obese is if a child draws your stick figure with a line torso or a circle torso

The Death Star took a lot of materials to build... more planets were probably destroyed by being stripped of natural resources than hit with a giant laser.

People who want to save the planet can't and people who can don't want to.

October is the only month of the year you can leave a dead body in your front yard without being questioned.

The yellow m&m is portrayed as the dumb one in commercials because he has a literal peanut for a brain.

Nothing sucks more than being sleepy the entire day and unable to fall asleep.