You always win arguments in your head because everyone there thinks like you.
If you check social media first thing every morning, you’re putting other people’s thoughts into your head before your own.
being told that ur tired or angry is more annoying than being either of those things
Chalkboards are the dark mode of the classroom, and whiteboards the light mode.
Ronald McDonald is probably the most prolific serial killer to date. His weapon of high blood pressure and cholesterol is killing billions worldwide.
There's no hard rule that says the top and bottom half of a Centaur have to be the same gender
Having bad hearing is a special kind of rabbit hole, because you're forced to be exposed to louder noises to hear normally, that will eventually cause further damage to the ear.
There must be a lot of people who didn't realize their thoughts were socially unacceptable until they expressed them here
On a server somewhere, a bot is chatting with another bot in an endless loop... just talking away and eating up power resources.
Western culinary tries to spoil milk in tasty ways, while Asian cuisine tries to spoil soy in tasty ways. Both are impressively successful
You know you are getting old when dating someone 10 years younger than you is no longer creepy
The word "dude" sounds gender neutral until you ask a guy if he sleeps with dudes.
Out of all the Spider-Man universes we were could have been born in, we were born in the one where he's a work of fiction
There are numbers under 2000 or even 1000 that you have probably never said out loud in your whole life.
54 years after going off the air, the Flintstones are still the icons for the most popular kids vitamins.
You know you are adulting right when you finally figure out that no one actually knows how to adult.
People with food allergies have a surprising amount of entitlement for being the genetically weakest among us.