The cars in the Flintstones were foot-powered because the dinosaurs haven't gone extinct yet
Saying you’d be happy if you died tomorrow either shows that you’re really happy with your life or you’re really depressed
Chefs and blues musicians are two jobs where the fatter you are the more people assume you're good at what you do.
You always win arguments in your head because everyone there thinks like you.
If you check social media first thing every morning, you’re putting other people’s thoughts into your head before your own.
being told that ur tired or angry is more annoying than being either of those things
Chalkboards are the dark mode of the classroom, and whiteboards the light mode.
Ronald McDonald is probably the most prolific serial killer to date. His weapon of high blood pressure and cholesterol is killing billions worldwide.
There's no hard rule that says the top and bottom half of a Centaur have to be the same gender
Having bad hearing is a special kind of rabbit hole, because you're forced to be exposed to louder noises to hear normally, that will eventually cause further damage to the ear.
There must be a lot of people who didn't realize their thoughts were socially unacceptable until they expressed them here
On a server somewhere, a bot is chatting with another bot in an endless loop... just talking away and eating up power resources.
Western culinary tries to spoil milk in tasty ways, while Asian cuisine tries to spoil soy in tasty ways. Both are impressively successful
You know you are getting old when dating someone 10 years younger than you is no longer creepy
The word "dude" sounds gender neutral until you ask a guy if he sleeps with dudes.
Out of all the Spider-Man universes we were could have been born in, we were born in the one where he's a work of fiction