When a martial artist attacks someone, it is technically a work of art.

A scythe is a gardening tool. Therefore the Grim Reaper is a gardener, and we are the grass.

At some point in your life when you were 3 years old, your age matched the exact digits of pi

You don't really think about the main function of a house being to keep the weather out until the house stops performing that function well.

Star fish look more like stars than stars do.

As you get older, the reasons you have to cry are more valid. Yet, the act of crying is more frowned upon.

You don’t actually know what floor you’re on. You just have to take the elevator’s word.

Babies throw up so effortlessly. It's a shame we lose that skill as we grow up.

Teachers are in school from the age of 6 to when they retire.

The cars in the Flintstones were foot-powered because the dinosaurs haven't gone extinct yet

The minimum wage is also a lot of people’s maximum wage.

Saying you’d be happy if you died tomorrow either shows that you’re really happy with your life or you’re really depressed

Chefs and blues musicians are two jobs where the fatter you are the more people assume you're good at what you do.

An Australian accent is really a southern British accent

You always win arguments in your head because everyone there thinks like you.

If you check social media first thing every morning, you’re putting other people’s thoughts into your head before your own.

99% of issues arise because humans don't want to admit they are wrong

being told that ur tired or angry is more annoying than being either of those things

Chalkboards are the dark mode of the classroom, and whiteboards the light mode.

There's a neverending waterfall of poo hidden inside every skyscraper

Ronald McDonald is probably the most prolific serial killer to date. His weapon of high blood pressure and cholesterol is killing billions worldwide.