If you put a dildo in the cupboard from The Indian in the Cupboard, it would turn into a real penis.
Most "conspiracy theories" are actually conspiracy hypotheses, but a few are well founded theories that later become established fact
People who put doorbell sounds into commercials clearly do not own a dog
Many video games that do not have a jump button make sense once you realize that most adults, in fact, never jump in their regular life.
Every stairway is a stairway to heaven, if you fall down enough of them
You only have one birthday, the rest are congratulations for surviving.
The scariest thing you could find is a photo of yourself on the website “thispersondoesnotexist”
If there was an option to double your paycheck by watching a 30 second ad, no one would skip it, and no one would hate ads anymore.
Women with fake breasts will end up as a skeleton with implants when they die
People who drink and claim to be drunk are never as drunk as the people who drink and claim to be sober
When a martial artist attacks someone, it is technically a work of art.
A scythe is a gardening tool. Therefore the Grim Reaper is a gardener, and we are the grass.
At some point in your life when you were 3 years old, your age matched the exact digits of pi
You don't really think about the main function of a house being to keep the weather out until the house stops performing that function well.
As you get older, the reasons you have to cry are more valid. Yet, the act of crying is more frowned upon.
You don’t actually know what floor you’re on. You just have to take the elevator’s word.
Babies throw up so effortlessly. It's a shame we lose that skill as we grow up.
The cars in the Flintstones were foot-powered because the dinosaurs haven't gone extinct yet