Red heads don't get to go "salt and pepper", their hair goes "cinnamon sugar".
If sunlight kills vampires, then they would die on most nights since moonlight is reflected sunlight.
It's a good idea to wait 24 hours after eating to leave a food review.
Normall a spy whose cover has been compromised would not return to do the same operation again, yet, Perry the Platypus continues to do so.
Your non-dominant hand is better groomed and maintained since you use your dominant hand to do the grooming.
It's honestly impressive how humans have managed to sexualize every single living being and object on earth.
Ninjas have covered all but eyes while Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have covered nothing but eyes
Being angry at science is no different than being told how an engine works and being angry at the mechanic
It's more socially acceptable to hate 100% of people, then to hate 10% of people.
It is shocking that cats, widely considered to be assholes, willingly use a litter tray, rather than going wherever they want.
We take for granted those who are so passionate about something, they upload tutorials to help us out with no reward.
If you put a dildo in the cupboard from The Indian in the Cupboard, it would turn into a real penis.
Most "conspiracy theories" are actually conspiracy hypotheses, but a few are well founded theories that later become established fact
People who put doorbell sounds into commercials clearly do not own a dog
Many video games that do not have a jump button make sense once you realize that most adults, in fact, never jump in their regular life.