Fingerprint unlock on your phone feels safer then face unlock because you are providing an input (your finger) as opposed to it being taken from you.

People who believe in an afterlife will never feel disappointed when they are dead, even if they are wrong.

Arms are really inconvenient when trying to find a comfy sleeping position

People who spend money on some random online IQ test don't need the test to find out their intelligence.

If you peel and eat a banana, you have then become the peel.

The sensation of having a hole in your sock is worse than not wearing socks at all

When wizards in Harry Potter invent spells, they essentially create an update patch for every existing and future wand.

There is a weird state of dreaming where the person knew they are dreaming but could not control it enough to snap out or turn it into a lucid dream.

Most parents are not mature enough to raise a child without mentally damaging it.

Lemonade is the only fruit drink where 100% juice is not desireable.

Butt plugs are pacifiers for assholes

A really good liar will have you believing they are a bad one

If the insides of Kit-Kat's are made of crumbled up Kit-Kat's then wtf was the first Kit-Kat made of

K - Okay , KK - Okay Okay , KKK - Not Okay

Red heads don't get to go "salt and pepper", their hair goes "cinnamon sugar".

You know you are welcome, when the host offers you the WiFi password

If sunlight kills vampires, then they would die on most nights since moonlight is reflected sunlight.

Dumbledore shows blatant and inappropriate favoritism for Gryffindor

It's a good idea to wait 24 hours after eating to leave a food review.

The word “procrastinator” implies that there are amateur crastinators

Normall a spy whose cover has been compromised would not return to do the same operation again, yet, Perry the Platypus continues to do so.