The sickest comebacks are the ones you come up with way after the fight has ended
If someone died from an allergic reaction to a food before there was the knowledge of allergies, the society around that person would probably think the food was poisonous to everyone
The selling point for many meal kits is that the food is "restaurant quality." The selling point for many restaurants is that the food is "homemade."
One Reason People Want Grandchildren is to Enjoy Parenthood Again Without as Much Reponsibility
Fingerprint unlock on your phone feels safer then face unlock because you are providing an input (your finger) as opposed to it being taken from you.
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People who believe in an afterlife will never feel disappointed when they are dead, even if they are wrong.
Arms are really inconvenient when trying to find a comfy sleeping position
People who spend money on some random online IQ test don't need the test to find out their intelligence.
The sensation of having a hole in your sock is worse than not wearing socks at all
When wizards in Harry Potter invent spells, they essentially create an update patch for every existing and future wand.
There is a weird state of dreaming where the person knew they are dreaming but could not control it enough to snap out or turn it into a lucid dream.
Most parents are not mature enough to raise a child without mentally damaging it.
If the insides of Kit-Kat's are made of crumbled up Kit-Kat's then wtf was the first Kit-Kat made of