Flat earthers use maps of the earth created by satellites as a base for flat earth models.
Everyone thinks moms want to go out to eat so they don’t have to cook, but actually they just want to eat a meal uninterrupted.
"You do you" could be construed as telling people to go fuck themselves.
If a vampire was to go camping, they might sleep in a body bag instead of a coffin.
We probably tried to ride quite a few animals before we figured out that horses were cool with it
It’s frustratingly inconvenient that our brains can remember we forgot something, but not actually what we forgot
You ever just look at your pinky toe and think, "That is one awkward looking toe."
On a galactic scale, amber and pearl are far rarer than gold and diamonds because they require life.
When you’re a kid, you find new interests based on your friends, when you’re an adult, you find new friends based on your interests.
Honestly, the Star Wars saga is all about 3 generations of people bullying C3PO.
Teenagers are supposed to pick a field they want to work for longer than they’ve been alive
Stumbling across your favorite movie on TV is more enjoyable that playing it yourself.
Pyramids are cool but our ancestors figuring out the process to turn plants into bread and invented baking is pretty awesome
Regardless of how far technology has progressed, cereal bags are still not ziplock.
Walking around at work and chatting with random people is considered lazy, unless you are the CEO, then you’re down to earth.
Being warm after being cold feels ten times better than just being warm.