Mickey Mouse must have a super inflated ego to have an entire clubhouse built in the shape of his head.
Every peaceful looking place you have passed while on a train is not that peaceful since there are train tracks right next to it
If the ocean was crystal clear, people with the fear of heights would never board a ship
If you put anything good here, it'll be printed on tee shirts, and you'll get nothing.
You probably made a decision that saved your life, you just don't know it
Since Adam and Eve were never kids, imagine they were probably horrified when their kid’s teeth started falling out for no reason
Flat earthers use maps of the earth created by satellites as a base for flat earth models.
Everyone thinks moms want to go out to eat so they don’t have to cook, but actually they just want to eat a meal uninterrupted.
"You do you" could be construed as telling people to go fuck themselves.
If a vampire was to go camping, they might sleep in a body bag instead of a coffin.
We probably tried to ride quite a few animals before we figured out that horses were cool with it
It’s frustratingly inconvenient that our brains can remember we forgot something, but not actually what we forgot
You ever just look at your pinky toe and think, "That is one awkward looking toe."
On a galactic scale, amber and pearl are far rarer than gold and diamonds because they require life.
When you’re a kid, you find new interests based on your friends, when you’re an adult, you find new friends based on your interests.
Honestly, the Star Wars saga is all about 3 generations of people bullying C3PO.
Teenagers are supposed to pick a field they want to work for longer than they’ve been alive
Stumbling across your favorite movie on TV is more enjoyable that playing it yourself.