If you can succesfully give a kidney to one of your parents, you're backwards compatible.
If buying latest iPhone without charger is good for environment, not buying it at all must be a great deal to save our planet.
It’s actually harder for smarter people to write analysis or explain things, since what feels like analysis or explanation to others feels like stating the obvious to them.
Because a human skeleton has a dry weight of 5-10 kilograms, an army of undead skeletons would not be so much of a problem to handle.
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Guys probably post pictures holding fish on dating apps because they don’t have many other pictures of themselves smiling alone (without friends)
The day someone healthy voluntarily removes one of his leg to replace it with a prosthetic one is going to be a turning point in our history.
People born in 1969 who use their birth year in their email address or usernames probably look like perverts to everyone else
Mickey Mouse must have a super inflated ego to have an entire clubhouse built in the shape of his head.
Every peaceful looking place you have passed while on a train is not that peaceful since there are train tracks right next to it
If the ocean was crystal clear, people with the fear of heights would never board a ship
If you put anything good here, it'll be printed on tee shirts, and you'll get nothing.
You probably made a decision that saved your life, you just don't know it
Since Adam and Eve were never kids, imagine they were probably horrified when their kid’s teeth started falling out for no reason
Flat earthers use maps of the earth created by satellites as a base for flat earth models.
Everyone thinks moms want to go out to eat so they don’t have to cook, but actually they just want to eat a meal uninterrupted.
"You do you" could be construed as telling people to go fuck themselves.
If a vampire was to go camping, they might sleep in a body bag instead of a coffin.
We probably tried to ride quite a few animals before we figured out that horses were cool with it