Probably the greatest feeling of relief in history was when the first people to witness a total solar eclipse saw the sun returning to normal.
Dogs probably think you go to the park or vet for 8 hours a day without them
There's a small chance the person jokingly commenting about the people locked up in their basement is not joking
Considering the amount of Magic Mushrooms Mario uses, all of his video games are most likely just really epic trips.
Hate is such a powerful emotion to waste on someone who you don't even like.
If you have a clap light in the bedroom, rough sex becomes a rave party
If a male ejaculates in space, the semen will have a constant velocity, and if aimed correctly, it can land on another planet, and can be viewed as life on another planet as being successful.
If all the women in the world are dead tomorrow, Humans will most probably be extinct in 100 years. On the contrary, if all the men were dead, that will not be the case because of Sperm banks.
People who claim that characters in horror movies are too stupid to be believable have probably never worked in a public facing job before.
If you can succesfully give a kidney to one of your parents, you're backwards compatible.
If buying latest iPhone without charger is good for environment, not buying it at all must be a great deal to save our planet.
It’s actually harder for smarter people to write analysis or explain things, since what feels like analysis or explanation to others feels like stating the obvious to them.
Because a human skeleton has a dry weight of 5-10 kilograms, an army of undead skeletons would not be so much of a problem to handle.
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