People who don't indicate in traffic are people who are literally not willing to lift a finger to help co-operate.
Human nature is too corruptible to task with governing and too chaotic to leave ungoverned.
Team Rocket taught a generation of kids that it was ok to dress as any gender you want without needing to question why.
It's okay to sleep under the stars in your back yard but if you sleep in your front yard, that's weird.
The word "indescribable" was created so that nothing can be truly indescribable
That 6pm cup of get shit done coffee seems like a good idea until it's 4am and no sleeping gets done
Like 90% of mythological creatures are more believable than the platypus
Peter Parker selling photos of Spiderman was basically the original OnlyFans.
Most people who believe that the Earth is only thousands of years old, at some point, have ridden in or driven vehicles that literally run on fuels derived from million-year old organic remains.
When Shrek entered the castle, to save Fiona, he found armor that fit him perfectly. And since no human is the same size as an ogre, there has been at least one other ogre that tried to save Fiona
Laws that create criminals without any victims are not laws, but revenue generators.
Blind people must think medicine commercials are demented, since they can only hear happy music and the horrible side effects.
Money doesn't buy happiness. It does however buy freedom, which allows you to pursue happiness.
People who have 20/20 vision. Taking pictures of an object with the background blurred for a pleasing aesthetic is what near sighted people see when they take off their glasses
When did we collectively decide glitched or scratchy fonts/writing was scary? Imagine a horror movie where the victim gets a nice cursive letter from the killer and shits themselves.