Overall, chickens have probably flown further as an airline meal than they have as a species.

It’s far more patriotic to question and hold leadership accountable, than to blindly support them.

The fact the minions have front facing eyes indicate that they are predators

A person who checks the ceiling for the word gullible isn't gullible. By checking the ceiling, they are suspending judgement until they see for themselves whether gullible is on the ceiling. A gullible person would simply believe anything they hear, and therefore not bother checking the ceiling.

It's interesting how people often feel uncomfortable showing their underwear even to friends, unless it's from a different material and has a tag saying it's a swimsuit, in which case it's totally fine to show it to absolute strangers

5 second unskippable ads are better than 30 second ads that are skippable after 5 seconds, because you don't have to move; but we don't like them because we are not in control.

Consider the short careers of most porn actresses and how prolific some male adult film stars are in output. You've probably gotten off to a specific male porn star more than a specific female one.

The fact that we haven’t gone extinct yet is pretty amazing

People who don't indicate in traffic are people who are literally not willing to lift a finger to help co-operate.

Human nature is too corruptible to task with governing and too chaotic to leave ungoverned.

Micky Mouse has a dog to keep the cats away.

Team Rocket taught a generation of kids that it was ok to dress as any gender you want without needing to question why.

It's okay to sleep under the stars in your back yard but if you sleep in your front yard, that's weird.

The word "indescribable" was created so that nothing can be truly indescribable

That 6pm cup of get shit done coffee seems like a good idea until it's 4am and no sleeping gets done

Monday the 13th sounds much worse than Friday the 13th

Like 90% of mythological creatures are more believable than the platypus

Peter Parker selling photos of Spiderman was basically the original OnlyFans.

Most people who believe that the Earth is only thousands of years old, at some point, have ridden in or driven vehicles that literally run on fuels derived from million-year old organic remains.

HD cameras have essentially rid the world of paranormal activity.

When Shrek entered the castle, to save Fiona, he found armor that fit him perfectly. And since no human is the same size as an ogre, there has been at least one other ogre that tried to save Fiona