There’s a high chance that the stars you see at night don’t even exist.
If humans could fly, but it took the same effort as running, we'd probably still drive most places.
Because criminals cannot serve on juries it is impossible for a criminal to face a jury of their peers.
Batman only fights crime at night because if he did it during the day he'd get tan lines.
Forwarded from Oragon
People would eat the crust on the pizza more if the crust was made into garlic bread instead
Forwarded from Naol
Success is like pregnancy.
Everybody congratulates you but nobody know how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
Everybody congratulates you but nobody know how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
If a mute (or deaf) person is missing a finger, they have a speech impediment.
There are millions of people who justify being shitty because the world is shitty who are responsible for the world being shitty because they act shitty because they think the world is shitty.
If there was an outfit that exposed what a bikini covers but covers what a bikini exposes, it would show less skin but be deemed more inappropiate.
No one can be really sure that dying while sleeping is a peaceful death.
People in clean houses always appologize for "the mess" while dirty people make no mention of the filth in their homes.
The quote "lighting doesn't strike the same place twice" makes zero sense when you realize lighting rods exist for a reason.
If ads were banned, most shit content on YouTube, Instagram and other media would disappear with them
The people on Tatooine probably assumed Luke killed his Aunt and Uncle, scorched the house, and then fled the planet.
If you teleported 70 million light-years away from Earth, and had a VERY powerful telescope, you could see the dinosaurs.
Overall, chickens have probably flown further as an airline meal than they have as a species.
It’s far more patriotic to question and hold leadership accountable, than to blindly support them.