Maybe the reason so many witches and wizards from slytherin turn evil is because of Dumbledore randomly dealing out points to other houses so they don't win
The world wasn't better when you were a kid, it's that you were a kid, and you didn't realize how shitty the world was.
Parents want teens to clean their own room because they're afraid of what they'll find in there
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Hearing your favourite song on the radio is always better than hearing it on your playlist
The colour we associate with vanilla is white, but vanilla beans are black.
That's actually very cool that our brain allows us to sing songs in our minds without knowing the lyrics.
If Jeff Bezos had all of his $175 billion in a basic savings account with .05% APY he'd still make about $88 million a year.
Shadows are when light travels 92 million miles, but fumbles the last 6 feet.
A bad song from a famous artist is worthless, a bad painting by a famous painter can still be worth millions.
The world needs a new internet. One that is not driven by ad revenue, account creation, data mining, location tracking. One that is solely for curiosity and learning
The fact that Jeff Bezos is bald indicates we're nowhere close to finding a cure for hairloss.
Your parents think you're good looking because you either look like them or the person they wanted to have sex with.
In an evolutionary sense it would make more sense for healthy, nutritious food to taste better
When they filmed the Matrix “There is no spoon” part, they would have had to pretend to hold a spoon in order to cg a bending spoon...thus making the statement true. There really was no spoon in that scene.