Your bed is a wireless charging station for your body. Just need good contact for the duration.

Before they were posted online, Unboxing videos were probably just a way to record potential damage to packages as proof for refunds.

The percentage of your phone’s battery after a date is how much you actually rate your date

Among Us makes you think how many innocent people have been unfairly prosecuted in the past

The existence of a refrigerator implies the existence of a frigerator.

Grip is to strength as vocabulary is to intelligence.

Gambling is only considered an addiction if you are bad at it.

The only difference between weird and quirky is attractiveness.

Maybe the reason so many witches and wizards from slytherin turn evil is because of Dumbledore randomly dealing out points to other houses so they don't win

The world wasn't better when you were a kid, it's that you were a kid, and you didn't realize how shitty the world was.

Parents want teens to clean their own room because they're afraid of what they'll find in there

Hearing your favourite song on the radio is always better than hearing it on your playlist

The colour we associate with vanilla is white, but vanilla beans are black.

Honestly the year the clowns tried to kill us was better

That's actually very cool that our brain allows us to sing songs in our minds without knowing the lyrics.

Camping is technically being homeless for fun

If Jeff Bezos had all of his $175 billion in a basic savings account with .05% APY he'd still make about $88 million a year.

Technically everyone is a really weak airbender

Shadows are when light travels 92 million miles, but fumbles the last 6 feet.

“Clap on. Clap off” is the 1980’s version of “Hey Siri”.

A bad song from a famous artist is worthless, a bad painting by a famous painter can still be worth millions.