We all live in 4 timelines. What we think we're going to do. What we wish we were going to do. What we actually do. And what people expect us to do.

Beds are so much more comfortable when you’re not supposed to be In them

The first interstellar ship we send to a habitable planet will probably be passed by a better one we build while it's on its way.

If you were actually immortal, you could get trapped under rubble and be stuck for potentially centuries.

We glorify tiny houses, but look at trailers as trash.

If there was a new messiah, nobody would believe him

The degree to which one hates mosquitoes is typically based on how much mosquitoes love them.

"I'm Fine" is probably the most common lie.

The only response to “are you sarcastic?” Is “No”

Flat earthers don’t spread rumors around, they spread rumors across.

People in their 60s have been around for 25% of U.S. history

The concept of earning a living implies that by default you don't deserve to be alive

Balls equate to being strong and pussy equates to being weak even though a flick in the balls can take you down but a pussy can get a who human out.

The sentence "You're not alone", depending on the context, can either be really inspiring or really chilling.

Pirates seem to be pretty chill about hiring people with disabilities.

Most exams just test your memory

As a teenager college students seem so adult, as a 30 year old college students are still like kids.

Fewer kids will experience the joy of finding random cash on the ground due to the prevalence of eletronic payments.

Misspeaking is when your brain autosuggests your speech

Texting is almost the same as email and yet it feels so much more personal.

Food allergies are when the body thinks that a certain of food is going to kill you, so to save you from being killed by the food it kills you before the food can