The older that you get the easier it is to buy something that will last a lifetime.

Throwing flies in the trash after you’ve killed them is probably the most respectful action possible. You’re trowing them into their version of heaven.

The people of Star Trek don’t know the satisfaction of slamming a door shut in anger.

Everybody notices when they start manual breathing but never when you stop

The ship in Wall-E uses up energy for artificial gravity just to put people in anti-gravity chairs.

It’s wild that we used to watch TV based on what was on and not by what we wanted to watch.

If you're good at lying, people will think you are not good at lying.

When a beaver builds a dam, it's a natural habitat. When a human builds a house, suddenly it's not.

Perhaps all the oil we constantly extract from the planet was keeping the insides lubricated and earthquake free

We all live in 4 timelines. What we think we're going to do. What we wish we were going to do. What we actually do. And what people expect us to do.

Beds are so much more comfortable when you’re not supposed to be In them

The first interstellar ship we send to a habitable planet will probably be passed by a better one we build while it's on its way.

If you were actually immortal, you could get trapped under rubble and be stuck for potentially centuries.

We glorify tiny houses, but look at trailers as trash.

If there was a new messiah, nobody would believe him

The degree to which one hates mosquitoes is typically based on how much mosquitoes love them.

"I'm Fine" is probably the most common lie.

The only response to “are you sarcastic?” Is “No”

Flat earthers don’t spread rumors around, they spread rumors across.

People in their 60s have been around for 25% of U.S. history

The concept of earning a living implies that by default you don't deserve to be alive